Actual argument my adult self had with my child self yesterday (I think I need to get out of the house 🤔)
Adult me: You REALLY need to clean this house.
Child me: Meh.
Adult me: Seriously. It's getting shameful.
Child me: Nah.
Adult me: You are approaching the 7th circle of Dirty House Hell. This level is called "You Ought To Be Ashamed Of Yourself".
Child me: What's the next level?
Adult me: "Call the Health Department". Seriously. Stop being so lazy. I know you don't like doing it but it needs to be done. And you know how you like a clean house. You can have pizza for dinner!
Child me: Sigh... And chocolate?
Adult me: Yes!
Child me: Grumble. Okayyyyy. 😒
2 hours later ....
Child me - Look! House is clean(ish)!
Adult me: Oh I'm so proud. Now be a good girl and go ride your bike for an hour and then get another load of wood put up!
Child me: Waaaa!!! 😩
I think I'm ready for my Child self to get to be in charge for a WHOLE DAY. 🤨
**Picture depicting big, fat, furry Adult me and cute, little, furry Child me. Ha ha ;)
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